Fw: [閒聊] 台灣女生看看吧..
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作者: Nilo (辰) 看板: sex
標題: Re: [閒聊] 台灣女生看看吧..
時間: Wed Aug 15 19:40:12 2012
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Let's be fair here. I have a gorgeous, adorable Taiwanese girlfriend
that I am willing to spend the rest of my life with. Not because she
is Hello Kitty, submissive, shallow, brain dead and a good fuck.
Because she calls herself a freak (a surprisingly foxy one) ,
standing out from that essentially numbed crowd that I call most of Taiwan
(excluding the "hen qi guay" lot), in ways that make most other girls
look like total idiots.
就這方面而言，我想講幾句實在話：我有一個台灣女朋友，看起來漂亮又大氣。
我很願意跟她共度下半輩子。我之所以如此，不是因為她對丈夫言聽計從，
不是因為她腦袋死板，不是因為她只是個空花瓶(譯註：原文為Hello Kitty，
猜測有「空花瓶」之意)，而是她有別於大部份的台灣女性（撇開那些「很奇怪」
的人），敏感又大膽（我的美艷狐狸精！），不像那些女生一樣低能。
My hat goes to her even more knowing that she only lived 3 months in
the US, while being naturally open minded and full of dynamic debates
about all kinds of issues. Yes, she has all those traits that many guys
would want.
我的女友只在美國住在三個月，然而心胸寬廣，毫不做作，能與人辯論眾多話題，
這使我更喜愛她了！沒錯，許多人所冀望的優點，她全都有了！
There are indeed some very interesting and charming ladies out here,
but to the best of my knowledge, they are depressingly rare. Why?
Because aside from being good at shallow chat followed by a deep fuck,
one, two, here, there and everywhere, most girls here just about do
a good job of sucking in all manner possible. Sex aside, let's not even
get into how much worse it gets for 95% of TW born and raised guys when
it comes to friendship with foreigners.
台灣還是有漂亮又引人注目的女士，；然而，就我所知，他們非常的稀少，
稀少到讓人沮喪。為什麼呢？這裡大部分的女孩子，只會跟你聊一些五四三
的，然後再跟你來幾次深度的體液交換（在哪裡搞都行！），而她們為一擅
長的事情，就是用各種可能的方式吹喇叭。不談性事了，我更覺得有95%的台
灣人不善於跟外國人來往。
Yes the long eyelashed and legs empty egg-shells are gold diggers,
oozing superficial arrogance that would turn a sensible man like
myself into a sexual vice animal against it.
台灣女生睫毛長、腿長、腦袋空（譯註：我不懂empty egg-shells何意，我
也懶得查，我隨便翻，你們隨便看。）、貪財、膚淺又驕矜自恃。我本明理
，一遇到這群女生，卻成了任由性慾擺布的野獸。
Even many of those who can speak decent English will rarely go beyond
conversations about shopping, food, travel (if they dare to pretend knowing
anything worthwhile about the real world beyond American and Japanese
shopping malls) and maybe, just maybe, fun sex.
台灣女生有不少人會說英文；然而，她們聊天的主題總是圍繞在「購物」、「食物」
、「旅遊」，很少有例外。（就算她們裝得「知性美」，想把話題扯到更現實的東西
，除了美國商場和日本血拼商店外， 他們也想不出什麼，哦，或許在聊性事方面會
有趣一點啦。）
Take things further into the arts, music, DECENT movies beyond Hollywood,
politics, science and philosophy, I would say that 90% of people in Taiwan
are "educated" to work, not to please the depths of themselves and others
in particularly subtle ways.
至於藝術、音樂、好萊烏之外的電影、政治、科學、哲學，那就算了吧。我只能說，
90%的台灣人之所以受教育，都只是為了工作，而非挖掘自己和他人在某些細微方面
所產生的深度差異。
The worst thing about all this is that the truly fascinating side of Chinese
culture is either a political conundrum for not knowing which side to choose
, or is slowly sinking face first into oblivion. There is room for tremendous
melting pot in Taiwan, but not much is being done about it.
最糟糕還不只是這樣：中國文化最令人著迷的一面，就是其政治思想；
中國政治家不斷問自己：「政治上，到底要怎麼做才是對的？」（譯註：中庸！？）要不
然乾脆隱姓埋名（譯註：隱士！？），讓眾人遺忘。這種政治思想可以造就出一個超級族
群大融爐，然而台灣到目前為止卻還沒為此做出半點東西。
This is not a blind assault at intercultural differences, but a good stab at
old social etiquettes that were ditched in the 60 and 70's in the West.
我之所以這麼說，絕對不是無的放矢，也沒有無視於文化差異，而是想改變舊
社會的陳腐思想，而這些思想則在60年代和70年代遭西方人遺棄。
The family, school, work ethics to my opinion kills people's potential.
Taiwan has grown economically, but it will reach full maturity only after
a hard look at itself in relation to the rest of the world, while learning
to accept and integrate true differences, like other Asian places such as
Singapore have learned to do, to make for a much nicer place to live and
fit in with open minded people.
就我來看，台灣的家庭、工作倫理、學校系統扼殺個人潛力。台灣近幾年來經濟
大幅成長；然而，想要成為一個完全成熟的社會，台灣就得正視他與世界的關係
，並學習接受及整合兩造之間的差異。新加坡曾經所做的改革的，台灣也可以效法
，這麼一來，台灣會變得更好，人民心胸也會變得寬大。
In the meantime, it comes across as easy for Taiwanese people to be
pleasant and smiling on the surface, but I do believe that their most
visceral personal and social identity dangerously lacks confidence
and awareness with others at best, or is totally uninterested and
racist deep within, ever so silently.
台灣人表面很和善又樂觀；然而，我不覺得他們真的是這樣，他們缺乏足夠
自信和觀察力，不能真實表達個人情緒和認同感；換個講法，就是他們其實
很冷漠，骨子裡又帶有種族偏見，只是他們從來沒講出來罷了。
P.S 小弟英文不是很好，歡迎強者更正。
1. 有指正的，請推文說明一下，小弟喝口茶，吃個東西，待會來翻第二篇
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