Fw: [爆卦] 緊急會議上的夢
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作者: SeptemberCat (九月貓) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 緊急會議上的夢
時間: Wed May 21 21:56:33 2014
採編我朋友, 在一間很討厭這些大學生的老闆底下工作。剛剛跟他line了一下, 問到他們跑捷運新聞的八卦, 聊到說下午上面找了一群人開緊急會議, 結果他在會議上打瞌睡就作了一個夢: 夢中上頭指示, 要做捷運新聞採訪。調查受害者背景, 訪問受害者親友同學同事, 一定要強調人家有多好, 如果有那種馬上就要怎樣怎樣的一定要報出來((例: 馬上就要生日, 馬上就要結婚, 馬上就要...)) 另外, 訪問加害者親友與系所教授同學, 問題要包括平日在校成績, 出席狀況, 以及"是否有參加這次學運"等等...尤其最後這一點如果有問到的話, 一定要馬上回報,
接下來幾天的社論專欄主題都會設定在批評台灣"大學生引發的社會問題"(ps包括學運)。然後他被旁邊的同事推了一下就醒了, 會議上講了什麼他完全沒聽到。就這樣, 雖然作了夢, 不過飯碗還是要顧他就繼續去跑新聞了
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