Fw: [笑話] 對聯

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1Fb8XzL3 ] 作者: givemefish (fish) 站內: joke 標題: [笑話] 對聯 時間: Mon Apr 23 06:38:48 2012 在對岸網站上看到的 上聯:"魯智深擼自身擼至深處魯自呻" 徽求下聯中 目前比較好笑的有: 沙悟淨殺吾精殺到淨時沙捂莖 甄子丹震自蛋震至蛋疼甄自憚 潘金蓮盼精憐盼莖連處潘精漣 趙雅芝找鴨子找鴨子後趙壓之 夏紫薇瞎自慰下肢位處呷汁味 范瑋琪反位騎范偉騎上范瑋琪 賈靜雯夾精吻假莖問人家經文 我覺得最好笑的是這個: 詹姆斯戰母獅戰到暮時詹母濕 -- 帥哥把女友變女優 宅男把女優當女友 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 67.186.0.209
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對穿祥表示:
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詹母表示：
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還有 73 則推文
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其實第一句應該是下聯，要求上聯吧
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沒人注意到他寫的是"徽"求下聯嗎
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來推一下...
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