Melky Cabrera的黑暗兵法

看板MLB作者時間11年前 (2012/08/20 00:03), 編輯推噓77(80338)
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http://tinyurl.com/cdxwm6k In a bizarre attempt to avoid a 50-game drug suspension, San Francisco Giants star Melky Cabrera created a fictitious website and a nonexistent product designed to prove he inadvertently took the banned substance that caused a positive test under Major League Baseball’s drug program. But instead of exonerating Cabrera of steroid use, the Internet stunt trapped him in a web of lies. Amid the information-gathering phase of his doping case last month, his cover story unraveled quickly, and what might have been a simple suspension has attracted further attention from federal investigators and MLB, the Daily News has learned. 為了脫罪 Melky Cabrera搞了個假網站和假藥 試圖誤導他人以為他是不小心吃藥的 結果這個滔天大謊不僅被揭穿 還可能為基石卡布引來FBI更進一步的調查 感覺相當不妙... -- 本日最中肯: Who needs the Onion when reality is like this? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.25.133

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FBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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爽爽爽爽爽!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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愈弄愈黑了 黑奶卡布
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※ 編輯: abc12812 來自: 140.112.25.133 (08/20 00:05)

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不太懂,意思是他自己請人做一個網站來聲援自己嗎?
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慘囉~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HOFer是要改行拍電影嗎 這麼有梗
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簡單的說 就是卡布虛構了一個網站和假商品 想讓MLB以為
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自演乙
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名聲掃地了...
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他是不小心吃到含藥的商品才導致陽性
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越描越黑....
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會連工作都沒了嗎
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這不就是督割自演嗎
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推督割XD
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越弄越誇張了.....
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是毒奶...
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沒工作可以來台灣幫鄉土劇編劇
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現在網路這麼發達...他也太小看官方的查證能力了...
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挖靠 越來越屌 XDDDDDD 乾脆弄個假製藥公司好了
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有人可以整理一下整件事的懶人包嗎Q_Q最近太少掛在電腦前
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不要搞到最後打不了MLB還被MIB來調查
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沒follow到前段的新聞
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搞什麼東西啊
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城府極深 心機頗重
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還以為他轉隊後個性有變,結果還是不成熟
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要更黑囉...
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這太誇張了...犯罪行為
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難得去年至今的表現...看來..這瓶奶 真的麻煩超大了..
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<(≠′皿`)=o|▅▅▆▇▇◤ ﹏(/ ̄□ ̄)/ <---三鹿卡布
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16489 第七點 看起來夠諷刺了 看起來聖經應該是擺好玩的
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這真的是毒奶 本來頂多50場就好了 現在越來越糟了
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本來是50場...明年再出發...現在可能不用打球了
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可恥
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好險沒簽延長約
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聖經真的是擺好看的
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當初還自信滿滿不考慮跟巨人簽,現在人生都賠掉了
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應該掰了
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....
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還有 43 則推文
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04年正式實施藥檢,05年才有禁藥罰則好嗎
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笑了 吃藥可能還可以說是競爭激烈 不想輸人
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可以看那個假網站長什麼樣子嗎~~
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牛奶...應該是MLB史上 由爆紅到爆黑最快的一位
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明星賽到現在才幾天...
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自☆演☆乙
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搞這套就顯得很可悲...況且還被發現= ="真的白癡...
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太不可取了....這下子印象更差
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說真的 要耍些陰招 要馬就用了不要怕被抓 被抓之後就
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真的乖乖承認 再用之前就要做好隨時會被抓的準備...
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哇哩咧
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現金人跟NYY放棄他,看來是正確的
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標準的 自以為聰明 別人都很笨
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XDDDDDDD
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自以為聰明 可笑XD
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愈搞愈大條,你看看你,現在不止50場,搞不好連合約都沒了
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這那招........
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還有人要說洋基丟他虧大了嗎?
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真是很黑暗的招 XDDD
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美國朱鴻森
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Jose Nunez這名字好熟?王漢?
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是王漢的原名沒錯,同一個人嗎?
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Jose和Nunez都很常見啦
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Herlin應該寫錯名字, 是 Juan Nunez 才對...
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MLB朱佬
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(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ 哈哈哈~你看看你
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哈哈哈哈 你看看你 假貨禁藥男
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.....................
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HOF沒了,現在還要進HOS...
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真的超蠢的
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哈哈哈 有夠蠢
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本人帳號不知道會不會出來現身說法
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傻傻的,戰運送過程不合程序就好啦~
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雞屎卡布
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自☆演☆乙
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這真的是蠢到有剩
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看來跳舊金山灣都洗不清了...
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超蠢XD
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來種花歡樂職棒吧!!!!!
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XD
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