[閒聊] 有人打LOL把到妹子的嗎？
上禮拜我媽朋友來我們家，連同她女兒，
雄哥我如王羲之(更正)坦腹露胸的臥躺在房間，
期間一直聽到三姑六婆的鬼吼鬼叫，
突然我媽一個叫我出來，
我穿完衣服，好整以暇的闊步出房門...，
不對，其實是扭扭捏捏的走出房門，
看到我媽與她的猥褻夥伴對我露出微笑，
我知道她女兒在覬覦我的美色，
於是我不發一語得坐在沙發，
我媽為了打破這凝固的氣氛，便說:
"啊你女兒不是喜歡打線上遊戲？"
"可是我打的是摟"
"啊那可惜，我兒子只玩英雄聯盟"
我媽並不知道這兩款是同一個遊戲，
後來互相加了好友，當然，
ID不是用捏雞雞自殺，而是給他正常ID的銀牌小號，
他是金牌一，不乎所料的打SUP，
前天跟她用聊聊準備一起組隊打RK，
我打的是JG，然後我先自吹一下，
我的李星曾經踢爆版上有名的菁英，是誰就不說了，
然後她因為不知道我的本尊牌位，
一開始還說要凱瑞我，我也是隨便敷衍，
後來當然李星一個踢五個，
期間妹子在聊聊完全不演矜持，尖叫聲絡繹不絕，
一直說我真的好帥哦！
結果我就從肥宅轉職當騎士，
目前其實蠻快樂的，畢竟被妹子吹捧
從明金城吹成金城武，
原來技術好真的能把妹？
還是我只是被當成工具人？
有平民用LOL把到妹子嗎？
(職業貴族不算)
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