Re: [閒聊] 認識打LOL年紀最大的幾歲?
有一次半夜我去網咖
看到一個大約70歲的老人
帶著他的國中生孫子到網咖打英雄聯盟
而且他們坐在我旁邊兩個位子
幾個小時觀察下來
國中生沒意外的狂選牙宿 勒布朗 還有雷玟
而且沒有出乎意料 真的很爛
平均一場可以死12次左右
阿公也聽孫子的話每場都選索娜
孫子叫阿公QWE一直按別停就對了
偶爾阿公手酸了想休息一下卻是換來國中生的不體貼
儘管那個範圍 Q打不到人 W補不到人
國中生仍舊大聲斥責阿公
快按啦 快按啦 不停的從耳邊傳來
於是我拍了拍阿公
你下場選個極靈看看
結果 在最後一場 阿公的下路竟然贏線了
炸彈炸的對面不要不要的 取得了很大的優勢
跟我預測的一樣 低端完全不會處理極靈
但乖孫的中路卡特依舊死的想條狗一樣
於是下路推完後
我叫阿公去中路幫他的乖孫
乖孫在阿公利用自己的優勢下 被慢慢從一個提款機的提拔了起來
兩隊開始打成了五五波
打到了最後一個會戰
我偷偷指導阿公 等等復活放自己會比較好
你孫子有金人他可以保自己
就在孫子殘血時
孫子按下了金人 成了金孫
於是對手開始痛歐假sup真carry的阿公
阿公開始猶豫到底要不要聽我的話
但理性終究比不過感性
阿公開始不停按復活給他的金孫
不管如何也想讓孫子活下去
看到這一幕我才發現
把遊戲輸贏看這麼重的我才是輸了
儘管最後一場阿公沒聽我的建議導致輸掉
但最後離開時他開著奧迪A8載著最心愛的孫
臉上充滿笑容
他才是真正的勝利
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