Fw: [笑話] 沒品笑話集
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1GOVv8fv ]
作者: paggei (XD) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 沒品笑話集
時間: Wed Sep 26 02:56:06 2012
聽說每三個人當中就會有一個人不忠
可我怎麼想也想不出來劈腿的到底是我老婆,還是我外面那小情人呢?
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假如讓你選,你老婆和中樂透只能二選一的話,
你打算先買輛什麼車?
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我走進寵物店,向店員投訴:"我昨天在這買了兩隻倉鼠,怎麼今天兩隻都死了呢?"
店員:"啊,我有提醒您最近天氣炎熱,您有照我所說的多給它們一點水分嗎?"
"有啊,我把整個盒子都裝滿了呢。"
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如果小強經過核爆跟化學戰爭都能存活的話…
那殺蟲劑裡到底裝什麼啊!?
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一個耗資100萬美元的研究得出結論:"飛機失事時,後排座位的存活率比較高。"
廢話,我還沒看過飛機倒著撞到山的…
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我剛開了家爆破拆遷公司,而且工作內容很簡單,
只要每次接到工作,到樓房外牆噴上穆罕默德的壞話就好啦。
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妻子說道:"你從來不給我私人空間,我要離開你!"
"好吧,你要去哪,我跟你一起去。"
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新聞:"一位女性自殺炸彈客造成巴士內十二人死亡。"
底下留言:"我想她只要去開車就會達到一樣的效果了。"
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今天去超市的時候,看到一位女性在停車場停了五分鐘還沒把車停好,
我上前詢問:"需要幫忙嗎?"
"啊,不用麻煩了。"
"真的不需要幫忙嗎?" 我四十分鐘後買完東西出來時問她。
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