[轉錄][笑話] 孫尚香與劉大耳
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: cyberrush (武當松島風) 站內: joke
標題: [笑話] 孫尚香與劉大耳
時間: Tue Oct 21 20:45:52 2008
話說 三國時代劉備與孫尚香在周瑜用計之下
陰錯陽差的結為了夫妻 雖然年齡相差很大
但是嫁雞隨雞 劉備也是一表人才 婚後非常幸福美滿
孫尚香也漸漸的愛上了劉備
但是在孫權謀奪荊州不成之後 孫尚香被迫的回到了江東
孫尚香多次想要私自返回劉備身邊 孫權皆不許
就這樣一而再的逃跑 卻因不知前往益州之路 而一而再的被孫權追回
孫尚香就這樣逃跑到了第三次 孫權不禁問道
"劉備身在益州 路途遙遠 吾妹私自前往路上甚為危險 且你身為江東人
豈能受得了一路上奔波？"
孫尚香泣道:"玄德終為吾夫 吾安忍棄之?"
之後爆發夷陵一戰 劉備為陸遜所敗 身亡白帝城
孫尚香也投江而亡 孫權大嘆 寫了一首歌紀念自己妹妹.......
"你又不是益州小姐，何必非要三投劉備？"
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