[轉錄][狂哭]我以後再也不吃泡麵了..
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作者: kinkitw (栀ソ) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [轉錄][狂哭]我以後再也不吃泡麵了..
時間: Mon Dec 10 00:34:16 2007
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作者: Dasboy (花蓮有花 基隆有雞..) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [狂哭]我以後再也不吃泡麵了..
時間: Mon Dec 10 00:17:34 2007
我恨透了泡麵,我對自己說。
22個寒暑,曾經陪伴過我無數個寂寥的夜、期末考的暗暝、月光光的拮据日子..
它曾經是我最忠心的夥伴阿..
but..
他背叛了我..
-----------以下是一段淒厲的故事----------------
今晚
我開心的拿著康師傅的香菇雞麵準備來泡個只求溫飽的高熱量晚餐..
對!
想想看,在普渡的泡麵特價時期
物價又狂漲..我當時當然秉持著勤儉持家的好爸爸心態去全X搶購..
(因為家裡沒有拜普渡..)
特價家庭號才37元! 等於你吃一餐才花個7.4元!
(有沒有算對?我數學沒 t2d大師好)
就在我把麵都吃光光,開始喝湯之際...
心裡的os:
嗯....這油蔥好大塊...
嗯....似乎有點怪(._.?)
!
!!!!
!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X的!!
是毛毛蟲阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
而且還頗大隻的 =口= <--呆滯了非常久..
而且我差一點就把它喝下去了...
當下感覺就是拿起烏龍茶狂喝...
之後我就好像藍色蜘蛛網裡被強暴的女主角似的..瘋狂的刷著牙...
囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~
~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧
囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~
~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧~mmmmm囧
囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~囧mmmmm~
毛毛蟲的影子在我腦海揮之不去..
很恰好的...
老子這輩子不怕蛇不怕蟑螂不怕老鼠不怕鬼...怕的就只有毛毛蟲阿!!
(還有雞母蟲)
要是有人敢拿這種東西嚇我 我會直接揮巴掌..
我竟然笨到完全沒發現!!
就這樣我的純潔心靈、我的貞操...在12/9日這一天跟天線寶寶一起說再見了..
丁丁:再見~
迪西:再見~~
拉拉:再見~
小波:再見~~
囧mmm~:再見~
嗣後很認真的在想..
應該是跟著蔬菜一起脫水...烘乾變成了蟲乾..
然後...在泡了水後...
又恢復了他光滑的皮膚.....
拎老酥勒~越想越噁心>"<
聽說真相是一定要的...
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=snopili&b=2&f=1519984384&p=2
我很想寄一整盒蠶寶寶給康師傅..
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