[問卦] 北京腔叫床消失

看板Gossiping作者時間8年前 (2017/03/29 18:42), 編輯推噓78(881032)
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北京腔一堆捲舌音, 講話誇張像戲仔, 有沒有北京腔叫床是怎樣的卦? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.36.69.171 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1490784179.A.0CF.html

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哦兒兒哦哦兒
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床 (北京腔
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一爹
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啊兒 啊兒 好爽兒
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北京腔算中國人講話能聽得了好嗎- -
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喔喔喔你幹死我了喔喔喔
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床兒 床兒
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聽港仔講廣東話 真的很想一拳打下去
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在配上那一張自以為是的屌臉 真他媽受不了
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喔喔喔喔 爹爹您操得奴兒好爽阿 用力! 用力! 喔喔喔~~~
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爽死我了兒
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不要兒不要兒
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那話兒弄得我舒服呀
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ㄤ蛤ㄤ蛤ㄤ蛤ㄤ蛤
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想幹捲舌妞
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來吧, 腦攻, 用力幹死腦婆吧
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喔喔哦兒好爽兒 要高潮兒
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我沒事兒~就跟你說我沒事兒~幹嘛騙你呢兒?(邊幹邊講電
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話)
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叫聲都差不多發出聲響也聽不出捲舌音 除非你們在對話
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從推文看得出來 臺灣人沒幾個會說北京話
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問台北r先生呀,他說他都叫波地波比
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你造嗎 醬子插就對了
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釣到realtw 樓主小釣手?
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您懶子特肥 好舒適阿~~~
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等一下..嗯....我老公呢.....等一下..喔...
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推文有聲音XDDDD
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然後 快高潮了 然後 我要高潮了 真的真的
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昂~昂~
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醬紫插就對了 對 真的真的
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齁 我要高潮了
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已經高潮了啦
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爺!!
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百分之五
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釣手4ni
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你為什麼這麼著急呢
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釣到就給推 LUL
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realtw XDDD
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您特ㄦ棒ㄦDER
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還有 51 則推文
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屎進兒
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結果北京人模仿日本叫聲:呀美爹兒~呀美爹兒~呀美爹兒~
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第一次推realtw
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R~~R~~~~R~~(大陸尋奇調)
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真支那在學台灣腔是在推甚麼?
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realtw壞了啦哈哈哈
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八卦版待久 五毛變肥宅XD
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realcn在叫床XDD
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第一次推realtw學叫床 XD
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realtw 不錯喔給87分
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什麼時候要把realtw擬人化
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realtw搞不好快看不到了,請珍惜最後相處的時間
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這篇是三洨...
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realcn高潮啦!!!
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realcn被PTT玩壞了XDD
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靠夭哦 這三小 不要亂玩realtw XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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其他推文也都蠻好笑的
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爺們你這雞巴真肥啊
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嗯嗯 啊啊 倍兒爽
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你為什麼這麼著急呢
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就電話小姐阿
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朝聖推哈哈哈哈哈
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曾經聽過 先生 您頂刀我的子貢啦
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欸喲 你這樣牛兒撞似地趴趴兒 憋死我了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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北京腔還蠻好聽的吧......
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推 realtw 敢問大爺您~今天忘吃藥還是吃了藥吶?
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講到這種事情 大家都是一樣的hehe
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廣西看來也準備要被斷翻牆了
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第一次推realcn XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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百分之五
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笑死 XDDDD realcn 叫床太委屈你了 叫兩聲爸爸吧
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realcn壞掉
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為什麼real要回這篇XD
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笑死XDDDD
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Realtw崩潰
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玩春麗一直按中腳就知道啦
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哈哈哈哈哈
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幹笑了
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朝聖
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