Re: [問卦] 古代有母豬嗎??消失
※ 引述《z995595 (小吳)》之銘言:: 各位教眾安安~~~: 看看今天網上的文章: 再看看幾百年前的文章: 古(廢)文 都沒看到哀怨母豬的文章: 貌似古代沒有母豬對吧!?節錄自《左傳‧定公十四年》 野人歌之曰:「既定爾婁豬,盍歸吾艾豭?」解釋: (名詞解釋:婁豬:求子豬,母豬 ; 艾豭:老種豬) 相關人物有苦主─衛靈公、帥哥─宋朝、母豬─南子以及小苦主─衛莊公 宋朝是宋國出身的美男子,他的帥連《論語》裡面都有提到。南子也是宋國出身的女性,同時也是衛靈公的夫人之一。衛莊公則是衛國的太子,南子算是他的嫡母之一。宋朝是衛靈公手下的士大夫,也是個綠帽裁縫師。宋朝給了衛靈公兩頂綠帽,其中一個和宋朝私通的便是南子。 小淫棍宋朝的事蹟滿城風雨,但衛靈公看在他是個帥哥的份上並沒有憤怒地切他GG,而是自己默默地把兩頂綠帽戴得高高的,因為宋朝真的好帥 <3。然而宋朝參與了一次叛亂,把衛靈公趕出了衛國,但是衛靈公不久之後又把衛國打回來,宋朝只好落跑到國外尋求政治庇護。 但這南子對宋朝朝思暮想,身為工具人始祖的衛靈公不知道是哪根筋接錯,居然特此將叛亂小淫棍宋朝召回,讓南子的下面不再發癢。而小苦主衛莊公,某天在宋國鄉下閒晃就被宋國的鄉民們偷酸了這句: 「既定爾婁豬,盍歸吾艾豭?」 (譯:你們家母豬(南子)已經滿足了,為什麼不讓我們家公豬(宋朝)回國呢?wwwww) 衛莊公一個玻璃心碎裂,密謀暗殺母豬南子。但衛靈公依舊繼續護著母豬南子,完全不給太子衛莊公面子,衛莊公因此到他國尋求政治庇護又是另一段故事了。賞析: 這篇故事雖然發生在距今2500年前,但卻有著像昨天才在主管身上看過的既視感。歷史便是不斷重複的過程,實在令人感慨。 衛靈公讓我們學到,真正的工具人應該是什麼樣貌; 宋朝的事蹟讓我們知曉,人帥真心好,母豬幹到老; 南子讓我們理解,母豬是一種生活態度; 而衛莊公,則默默的將一句亙古聖言流傳至今: 幹0糧母豬滾拉幹 共勉之。-- Charlie ◣ ◢ Charlie ◣ ◢ ◣ ◤ Charlie ◢ ◣ Charlie ◢ ◣ ◢ ▁ ◥ Charlie ⊙ .◣ Charlie ⊙ .◥ ◤. ⊙ Hey!Shut up! ㄟ◥ ㄧ ╯ ㄟ◥ ㄧ ╯ ◥▂ ◢ . δ ◢ φ ◢ . . ◣ㄟ 修改dajidali ˋ\///\/.◥▄▄◤ ./ㄨ \\/ˊ◥▄▄◤ \|/ㄑ \|/ˊ◥▄▄◤ by Armour--※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 59.126.3.76※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1458321026.A.B63.html
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