[轉錄][豬頭]姐姐亂說,我沒有啊!!!
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作者: Caninee (The devil wears BRA da) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [豬頭]姐姐亂說,我沒有啊!!!
時間: Sun Oct 15 23:55:30 2006
某個連假時,跟我家神經很大條的姐姐一起坐火車去南部。
我們都是先訂好火車票的,所以就很安穩的坐著
可是那天人很多,車上走道擠滿了人,我們腿上也大包小包一堆東西
車才從台北過板橋,走道上的兩位婆婆對我們說:
(看起來像文英阿姨那樣,還化妝,亮麗的很)
" 小姐啊,阿婆腳抹凍力,妳ㄟ位呼哇坐,好嘸? "
我和姐姐兩個監介相視,還不知道要說什麼,另外一位婆婆就接口了:
" 恁肖年郎啊,都嘸知要尊敬悉大啦 ... "
" 真害啦,生卡水水,攏壞心啦,阮苦憐啦 .... "
然後唸唸唸,唸到整車都回頭
其實第一個婆婆開口時,覺得還挺可憐的,有點想讓位。
看她這,鐵腿和同情在爭扎 ...
只是第二位一開口,就覺得:
好歹,我也是無法顯示網頁看N遍才訂到票耶....
我還沒說話,坐窗邊的姐姐就臉上帶著謙誠的微笑,加抱歉的口吻說:
" 歹勢哦,我抹凍呼哇ㄟ小妺站太久啦 ......."(抱歉 我不能讓我妹站太久)
" 因為哦 ...."(請自行想像很八婆的微笑,手要揮一揮,然後笑笑再遮一下嘴)
" 伊巴豆內ㄟ印吶嘟ㄊㄟ掉 啦 ........ 啊哈哈哈 " (她肚子裡的小孩剛拿掉)
凸=_= 啃, 根本是白鳥麗子 !!!!
然後,座位附近一片沈默
於是,一路上就再也沒有人打擾我們了..........<泣>
座位後面的一個媽媽,還拿了她小朋友的光泉鮮奶給我喝
真 .... 真... 真是人間處處有溫情啊 冏
後來下車當然很火大問臭姐幹嘛亂扯謊
她很天兵的說
" 人家是老 妳是弱婦孺耶 耶!三比一耶 我妹真棒!"
哎 我怎麼一點都不覺得棒啊
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