Re: [閒聊] 遇到一直笑的對象怎麼辦?
※ 引述《TokyoHotBoy (東熱男孩)》之銘言:
: 有一種人好像過度開朗,笑點非常之低,隨時都能笑到花枝亂顫。
: 就連在床上的時候也是一直笑、一直笑,笑到你心裡快發寒,
: 忍不住想照照鏡子,看自己的臉是否太廢,廢到看了就想笑。
: 就算你問她,她還是笑著跟你說:「哦~!沒事啊,很舒服,繼續嘛~嘻嘻嘻」
: 假設身體什麼的都很合,只是床上也一直笑一直笑,
: 遇到這種對象,各位會怎麼處理呢?
嗯....東熱我有個小建議...
你先突然給它停下抽插的動作。
她還會不停笑
但也開始有點疑惑的問你:
「怎麼停了?哈?」
你:「我還在了解剛剛懶覺的狀況,因為我套子沒套好,整根懶覺從套子跑出來,但我還
是不斷的抽插沒有停下來,然後...」
她:「然後呢?」
你:「然後我就射了。」
她:「贛您涼咧!」
我保證她再也笑不出來了
而且會跳起來扁你。
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