Re: [閒聊] 處男那麼失敗嗎
看了前篇思于(qk025898)中肯分析文
有了些靈感
但因為我沒有類似體驗
所以參考了思于的文,很簡單寫一下
若我是處男會怎麼寫?文如下:
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妳好
我想了很久,決定鼓起勇氣向妳提出邀約
先介紹我自己
2X歲,目前就讀T大四年級
身高1XX,體重X0
平日有固定運動健身的習慣
前些日子有參加路跑賽,也常打籃球
體態跟健康都保持一定水準
很重視個人清潔,無異味
打扮清爽乾淨為主,簡簡單單
我在板上潛水,被妳的好文采深深吸引
內心深處也偷偷地仰慕妳
評估過自己條件後,想約妳出來共度春宵
其實我沒有過任何性經驗
有基本性知識,雖然平常有在看片
可是非常清楚片中那些是不合理誇張演出
如果有幸能夠得到妳的青睞
在性愛方面我絕對不會呆若木雞
用最配合的心態,最尊重的角度
來取悅妳,並且溫柔地對待妳每吋肌膚
對我來說最重要的
並不是個人的舒爽
而是在擁有妳的過程中實現對妳的渴望
若是妳點頭答應
我會安排一整個行程規劃給妳參考
約那裡見面
是否先享用美食
到何處休息
以及過夜與否,隔天送妳回程
我都會安排妥當
用最大的誠意來感謝妳的願意
期盼能得到妳的回覆
無論如何我都是妳永遠的小粉絲。
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對不起寫的太囉唆(跪)
如果我是處男想約女生
我會先求自己表現良好
有好的開始,才有接下來的邂逅
話說我第一次的時候
他媽的笨的要死
但很小心的做,沒有躁進
就算是失敗收場,人家女生也不會怨嘆你
小小分享...請多批評指教....
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