Re: [閒聊] 會有女生喜歡處男嗎?
雖然講調教處男會有成就感
但我得指出在最初的實踐中 是很尷尬的
沒有任何浪漫氣氛可言的
譬如說
找不到插哪兒
是的
不要笑
這是真實發生過的
又譬如說
不知道如何動腰
我一直以為是男性本能
後來我發現我又錯了
他是整個僵硬的上上下下
我非常有耐心的指出了改進的地方
再譬如說
不會換姿勢
一個姿勢從頭到尾
天啊
我表示我都不想配合著假叫了好嗎
還有
最開始會因為緊張硬不起來
中途可能因為緊張軟掉
最後可能很快就射了
還抬頭迷茫的問我
這麼快?
喔 我的上帝啊
你搶了我的台詞好嗎
我不想直接的傷害你
但是
你不可能再出現再我的床上了
希望處男初次實踐愉快
不要發生上述情形了
最後 我想附圖 作為有情有義的西施人
好的習慣要保持
http://i.imgur.com/HUXXuRY.jpg
引述《beagoodboy (be a good boy)》之銘言:
: 每次公司一些男生在聊性方面的話題,
: 因為沒經驗我都插不上嘴,
: 就靜靜的在一旁,
: 不知道為啥每次到後來就會take到我這邊,
: 有的會叫我花錢買,
: 有的會說隨便找一個先有經驗再講,
: 每次都覺得很煩,
: 沒經驗真的那麼糟嗎?
: 女生是不是都會討厭沒經驗的Orz
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