[認真] 龍戰騎士之後抬不起頭怎麼辦？
本魯27歲，
上次終於用app約到聊一陣子的女生，
結果約出來根本像是盜圖，
聲音有如黃鶯出谷，
長相有如荒谷惡龍，
感覺我會被壓扁，
她一來就約我上摩鐵，
我想說也是難得，
還可以趁機脫離處男，
結果根本硬不起來，
她怎麼弄都無法，
無法擺脫就算了，
還被嘲笑說陽痿 。
沒想到我內心傷痕太大，
一蹶不振，
開d槽看我的女神，
依然無法重振雄風，
我真得很魯～很魯～很魯～
捶了再多下桌子，
吼了再多次很魯，
不舉就是不舉，
難道我從今以後就要這樣過下去了嗎？
難道我只能一輩子當魯蛇嗎？
請問各位摸髮濕，
怎麼樣才能解除惡龍魔咒？
重振雄風呢？
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