Re: [認真] 做愛的時候老爸突然開了門
※ 引述《q3345917 (q3345917)》之銘言:
: 手機排版請見諒
: 強者我朋友跟我透露,
: 自己和他的女友在做愛的時候,
: 他的爸爸不知道他們在做活塞運動,
: 說時遲那時快就直接打開房門,
: 還沒完全打開就看到活塞運動還在進行,
: 看到的瞬間發出了「哦」一聲立馬就把門關上,
: 跑回自己的房間,我朋友說立馬軟屌射不出來
: 不知道怎麼面對自己的老爸
老北為子祈禱文:
主啊
請陶冶我兒子
使他有一根堅強的懶覺
能夠知道自己什麼時候會軟屌
使他成為一個勇敢幹砲的人
能夠在老二萎縮時的時候
認清自己其實不只30nm
我祈求你
不要引導他因為輕易跟人上床而自滿
而要讓他多戴幾頂帽子
讓他藉此學習
在綠光罩頂中挺立勃起
讓他藉此學習
對劈腿的人加以顏射
請陶冶我的兒子
使他的內心淫蕩
性技巧高超
在企圖騎她人之前
先能駕馭自己的肉棒
在他把以上諸點都已做到之後
還要賜給他充分的羞恥感
使他可以永遠保持淫亂的態度
但絕不自high,過於自慰
請賜給他謙遜
使他可以永遠記住他老子的巨大尺寸
然後,作為他的父親的我
才敢低聲說道:
「還好您北沒把你射在牆上」
不好笑....
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