[討論] 大家要來的時候都怎麼說?
各位魯魯哥晚安,
小弟最近遇到一個困擾,
這禮拜跟網路上認識的女生做朋友做到床上,
馬的,平常看她文靜乖巧,一副文青樣,
結果房間門一關屁股噘的跟什麼一樣 (好,這不是重點
因為有一次提案的客戶在她學校附近,
又不小心約吃飯吃到床上,
然後口爆的時候不小心噴射到她的頭髮,
結過被念了好久,說下午還有課,還要洗頭很麻煩...
後來啊,小弟感覺來的時候都會喊
「啊啊啊,我DD要不行了!!」 來提醒她我的大軍要來了,
可是又會被她說,明明是大叔,怎麼這麼幼稚,讓她很沒感覺,
怎辦!!
各位魯魯哥感覺來的時候都怎麼說啊?
要說什麼才能晚為我在她心中的形象呢?
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