Re: [討論] 一樣的超能力 男女誰會先死
※ 引述《djdr (不帥)》之銘言:
: 如果男生能有咪咪之眼 可看穿女生的衣服 確認女生咪咪大小OR偷窺
: 女生有棒棒之眼 可以看穿男生的庫子 確認男生棒棒大小OR偷窺
: 男生每使用一次減少壽命一天
: 女生使用一次減少一星期壽命
: 男生跟女生誰會先死呢
肯定是男生會先死
按照你的條件,男女減少壽命比是 1:7
根據眼球追蹤實驗,女生看一個男生,主要是看臉、胸膛、腰腹之間,涵蓋範圍較均衡
很少會把目光移到男性生殖器,就算是雞雞很大雞突出來,女生也不會特別去看
但男生就完全不一樣,主要集中在性徵,也就是胸部、生殖器官
而且男生注意男生的雞雞,比女生注意男生雞雞的比例還要高許多
可見得男生真的是很在意"大小"
男生有咪咪之眼,會在各個地方不斷看女生咪咪
像是東區街頭、女子高中門口、夜店、資訊展確認show girl咪咪大小
一下子壽命就大減
女生有棒棒之眼,會先看整體順眼了,才發動棒棒之眼確認棒棒大小
要是有 30cm,就可以 happy 約砲惹~
一鳥在手,勝過二鳥在林~
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