Re: [閒聊] 觀察敏銳的小弟弟已回收
※ 引述《annasuiisme (肉哥)》之銘言：
: 剛剛去吃麵
: 發現隔壁桌一家人和樂融融一起用餐好不溫馨
: 忽然...
: 那桌其中一個約五歲小朋友說道:媽媽妳昨天睡覺時為什麼坐在爸爸上面?
: 我口中的麵突然噴了出來
: 那爸爸沉默一會兒說:『囡仔郎悶哈堆衝莎小 甲立ㄟ奔啦!!』
: 我好想過去對那小朋友的:那個叫修幹
: 但是我怕被打就作罷了
: 我的感想是這位小朋友這麼小就有敏銳的觀察能力長大必定是個人才。
媽的說到這個
我上次去麥當勞吃東西
對面坐的是一家人
刺青掛金鍊40幾歲中年男(看起來就是混黑道)帶著一個20幾歲女生跟一個7歲左右的小孩
那20幾歲女生穿著清涼年輕貌美看樣子就知道是高中之前就被黑道老大體內射精的
我趁黑道大哥邊吃東西邊講手機的空檔,一直視姦對面那個20幾歲少婦,
意外的是,那少婦竟然也有偷瞄我,讓我超期待她會偷塞電話給我讓我可以內射她子宮,
她的小孩去上廁所後,我就更肆無忌憚地看著那少婦的乳溝跟她雪白的大腿
超希望她那黑道老公被槍殺,讓我幹死她!
誰知道那小孩子從廁所回來經過我旁邊,竟然當著他爸面前開口問
"叔叔,為什麼你要一直看我媽媽?"
害我超尷尬,又超怕當場被刺青黑道男槍殺....
後來我就對小孩微笑說:沒有啦 葛格在看我朋友來了沒 ^^ 我去門口等他好了
然後我也顧不得雙層牛肉堡還沒吃完,拎起錢包就趕快飛奔出去,騎車離開,
結束這驚悚的晚餐....
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