Re: [閒聊] 有人試過文青試的炒飯嗎已回收
有一陣子 耀揚交了一個很正的女朋友
大概是郭採擷那個等級的
我們姑且稱他為採擷吧
採擷很完美
可是他讓耀揚最受不了的就是他是一位文青
他穿著總是 咖啡色系 灰色系 鬆鬆垮垮的
清秀的臉上 總是配戴著一副 沒有鏡框的眼鏡
頭髮總是弄成包頭 她說：那是他的調調
每一次的見面 我們總是約在附近有咖啡店的誠品書局門口
所以 採擷每次的出現 理所當然的
左手總是托著著剛買回來的書 還用誠品的紙袋包裝著
伴隨在書上面的 是一杯熱的咖啡 想當然的右手總是攙扶著咖啡
而不是牽著帥哥風雲榜上 第一名的我
但因為他那迷人的臉蛋 在苦耀揚也甘願
還記得有一次
我們約了會 有了進展
到了床上 我們脫光了衣服
採擷先開了口
採擷：黑翼下的赤裸，無盡的坦誠
天與地的交合，炸裂的瞬間
渴了，餓了，注入一番新血
我仔細的想了很久
畢竟人家都暗示的那麼明顯了
而且又用這麼文學的字眼
身為一個男子漢
好歹要比較文藝的字句回應一下
於是我輕輕柔柔說
耀揚：要不，正宗，排骨飯，希冀著，五十，嵐。
結果我們就分手了
到現在我還是不知道為什麼..
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