[閒聊] 路見甜蜜的正義之聲
剛才在四海遊龍吃鍋貼,突然進來一對情侶,
兩個人只叫一碗貢丸湯和五個鍋貼,
然後就開始耍甜蜜了……
甜言蜜語也就算了,互相餵著吃動作不太大也還罷了,
但後來發生了一些變故,男生用湯匙餵女生吃貢丸,
大概是太燙,女生「啊!」的一聲,本來在嘴裡的貢丸就激射而出,
直直的掉在湯碗裡,啪啦,男生當場被貢丸湯顏射。
女生大概是不好意思,馬上解釋(而且很大聲,整間店都聽到了),
「這顆比你的大太多了啦!」
這時候連原本在前面吃牛肉麵的小朋友都回頭來看了,
小正太還高八度問媽媽:「媽媽,他說什麼大太多?」
男生似乎為了挽回顏面,還來不及擦臉,就大聲說:「快點吃鍋貼啦!」
女生有點生氣男生對她那麼兇,夾起一個鍋貼,說:
「兇什麼啊?鍋貼我都要吃兩口,你那一口就沒了。」
這實在是太西斯了!可是這一對狗男女居然互相臉紅起來,
渾然沒有發現到整間四海遊龍都快要爆炸了,煎鍋貼的媽媽桑拿鍋鏟的手都發抖了,
我可以聽到鍋鏟和鐵板互相撞擊發出的聲音「鏘鏘鏘鏘鏘……」,
坐在前面的歐幾喪悄悄的用Z頻道的身手拿起鐵椅,整個場面一觸即發……
就在這個大家都忍不住的時候,我聽到店的後面傳來一個正義之聲:
「靠腰啊!耍甜蜜不會去開房間啊!」
所有人都轉過頭去,就在四海遊龍店角落的坐位,一個不起眼的人影,
只見他一拍桌子,砰的一聲震得所有人心中為之一顫,
那對耍甜蜜的男女眼前苗頭不對,男的把比自己那顆大的貢丸塞到嘴裡,
女的把兩個才吃下去的鍋貼折起來勉強塞進去,匆匆忙忙的付錢走了。
眾人的眼光再回到角落,只見角落那個人影三兩下吃完鍋貼,帥氣的披起大衣,
在門口把算好的零錢丟在發愣的店員手上,揚長而去,
眾人目送這位英雄,要不是我嘴裡還含著半個鍋貼,一定會忍不住拍手叫好的啊!
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這位晚間八點半左右在濟南路四海遊龍主持正義的俠士,
感謝您在白色情人節的這天,挺身而出,讓人民有免於甜蜜的自由!
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