[心情] 我知道啊
不知道大家會不會因為已經結婚不用留給人探聽,所以許多形象慢慢崩毀這樣。
我老公婚前還好,婚後放屁放得很狂妄,還是那種會聽到不小聲的「噗」的屁,我每天聽到的屁聲可能數十個有(掐指算),之前一個我很喜歡的部落客曾說過:「老公屁股一撅起來,我們當老婆的就知道他要放什麼屁。」我完全了解啊!!
昨天晚上睡覺前我老公在唱張學友的「我等到花兒也謝了」,他唱的歌詞好像有點不一樣,我仔細一聽,他唱的是:
妳知不知道妳知不知道
我的屁味是蒜桃
(蒜桃是蒜頭的台語)
我怎麼會不知道,每天都被荼毒的就是你老婆我啊(哭)
不過看在他非常疼惜愛護我的份上,我就忍吧(握拳)(是說防毒面具或軟木塞我要買哪個比較好?)
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