Re: [搞笑] 內鬼!
※ 引述《typcon (歐巴大叔)》之銘言:
: 我家離某知名賣場很近 就是那家以試吃聞名的大賣場
: 每天晚上忙完家事 就帶著垃圾去丟順便到賣場逛逛 看看有無新東西
: 我們幾乎每天去 去試吃 把年費給賺回來
: 如果有糖果、巧克力 就會多跑幾次試吃攤位 帶些回家慢慢吃
: 但最近這段時間 我注意到某個情形
: 只要我們有所準備(帶著手提袋去逛) 巧克力這些攤位就不會出現
: 而我們二手空空去逛 就會出現巧克力的試吃攤位
: 百思不得其解 後來我想到了
: 我對老婆說:你有沒有注意到只要我們有所準備 你喜歡的巧克力攤位就不會出來擺
: 只要我們空手進去 就會有巧克力的試吃攤位
: 最近都這樣子
: 老婆想了一下:對ㄟ,為什麼會這樣?
: 我頓了一下:我想,我們二個人之中...有人是內鬼(臥底)
: 老婆:鬼你媽的頭拉!虧我這麼認真聽你講 我真是笨~!
: 我說:說好不打臉的
我個人覺得你還蠻體貼的
為了家裡的整潔 放下身段把垃圾拿出去丟
為了家裡的開銷 甘願到外面找試吃
為了讓老婆能休閒一下不讓他感到負擔 天天陪老婆散步運動
讓鄰居都知道你們是對模範夫妻
請好好把握彼此 千萬不要讓幸福溜掉囉^^"
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