[搞笑] 內鬼!
我家離某知名賣場很近 就是那家以試吃聞名的大賣場
每天晚上忙完家事 就帶著垃圾去丟順便到賣場逛逛 看看有無新東西
我們幾乎每天去 去試吃 把年費給賺回來
如果有糖果、巧克力 就會多跑幾次試吃攤位 帶些回家慢慢吃
但最近這段時間 我注意到某個情形
只要我們有所準備(帶著手提袋去逛) 巧克力這些攤位就不會出現
而我們二手空空去逛 就會出現巧克力的試吃攤位
百思不得其解 後來我想到了
我對老婆說:你有沒有注意到只要我們有所準備 你喜歡的巧克力攤位就不會出來擺
只要我們空手進去 就會有巧克力的試吃攤位
最近都這樣子
老婆想了一下:對ㄟ,為什麼會這樣?
我頓了一下:我想,我們二個人之中...有人是內鬼(臥底)
老婆:鬼你媽的頭拉!虧我這麼認真聽你講 我真是笨~!
我說:說好不打臉的
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