Re: [心情] 先生每個月送贍養費回去 還曾回去修熱水器
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咱們二十四孝裡,第一孝叫「孝感動天」,姚重華先生的老爹瞎老頭(瞽叟)跟後娘
生的弟弟姚象兩位總是起意要把姚重華先生謀殺,教祂上屋修屋頂然後燒房子,
燒不死然後教他下井淘井然後從井口丟石頭下去.............我們的姚先生為後世
身為前媽生的小孩立下的第一榜樣就是「笑咪咪不追究繼續孝順」。
然後孔子有個學生叫閔子騫,他老爹比較沒那麼無良,只是後媽在棉衣裡塞蘆花絮
(歷史考證: 在新大陸發現之前中國應該不存在棉花才對)讓閔子騫冷到連架車的馬
鞭都抓不住。
後媽想要把財產一把抓恨不得前妻的兒子女兒從此不要再來跟老公要錢是合情合理
的事啦,只是..............你結婚前都沒睜開眼睛好歹老師上課也會教你們二十
四孝是怎麼一回事吧?
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你太年輕了,看不懂是正常的。(挖鼻孔)
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代表你們已經「成熟」了..........
(熟了以後不是「腐爛」就是「乾枯」再不然就是「真空冷凍保存」.........XD)
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子曰:「你爹拿大棍子出來你就閃他娘的啦,白癡蠢蛋才楮在那裡被K。
要栽贓你爹搞出謀殺親兒的罪名是吧?」
(謎之音:曾參他爹不是也是你的學生嗎? 你學生怎麼教的? XDD)
到了搞出二十四孝的時代,已經變成「父要子死,子不死不孝」啦...
鐵定是受到羅馬家長制的污染..............
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我讀柏楊版時他正一冊一冊的出哩....板上有些觀眾是時還沒出生...Orz
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(那是歷史板那邊說的)
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