詹乙己一回台灣,所有關心台灣運動的人便都看著她笑,有的叫道,「詹乙己,妳美網雙
打又抱人家球后辛吉絲大腿拿冠軍了!」
她不回答,對協會說,「幫我申請提報獎金跟贊助。」便排出一堆機票文件。
他們又故意的高聲嚷道,「妳一定又利用國家的體育資源了!」
詹乙己睜大眼睛說,「你怎麼這樣憑空污人清白……」
「什麼清白?我上個月親眼見妳世大運網球混雙說中暑昏眩棄賽,隔天就坐飛機到紐約練
球準備打美網。」
詹乙己便漲紅了臉,大腿上的青筋條條綻出,爭辯道,「棄賽不能算利用……國家體育資
源!……運動員為了追求更高的獎金收入,能算利用麼?」
接連便是難懂的話,什麼「請辛吉絲幫忙喬美網比賽」,什麼「身體不適是沒想到的意外
」「協會說熱衰竭可快速恢復是常識」之類,
引得眾人都鬨笑起來:國內外充滿了快活的空氣。
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另外一種就是鐵齒不信邪的少年人!
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09/11 10:23, , 1F
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09/11 10:27, , 2F
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09/11 10:29, , 3F
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09/11 10:30, , 4F
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09/11 10:31, , 5F
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09/11 10:35, , 6F
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09/11 10:36, , 7F
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09/11 10:37, , 8F
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09/11 10:37, , 9F
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09/11 10:38, , 10F
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09/11 10:40, , 11F
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09/11 10:45, , 12F
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09/11 10:48, , 13F
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09/11 10:51, , 14F
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09/11 10:58, , 15F
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09/11 11:02, , 16F
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09/11 11:04, , 17F
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※ 編輯: iammatrix (42.77.174.20), 09/11/2017 11:06:34
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09/11 11:09, , 18F
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09/11 11:10, , 19F
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09/11 11:27, , 26F
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09/11 11:33, , 28F
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09/11 11:34, , 29F
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09/11 11:36, , 30F
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09/11 11:37, , 31F
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09/11 11:43, , 32F
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09/11 11:46, , 33F
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09/11 11:47, , 34F
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09/11 11:54, , 35F
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09/11 11:56, , 36F
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09/11 11:57, , 37F
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09/11 11:58, , 38F
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09/11 23:27, , 210F
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09/11 23:33, , 211F
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09/11 23:35, , 212F
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09/11 23:38, , 213F
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09/12 00:13, , 214F
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09/12 01:59, , 215F
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09/12 01:59, , 216F
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09/12 02:07, , 217F
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09/12 08:25, , 218F
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09/12 10:15, , 219F
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09/12 10:28, , 220F
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09/12 10:29, , 221F
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09/12 11:18, , 222F
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09/12 12:12, , 223F
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09/12 12:31, , 224F
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09/12 13:10, , 225F
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09/12 13:12, , 226F
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09/12 13:55, , 227F
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09/12 14:06, , 228F
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09/12 15:18, , 229F
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09/12 15:19, , 230F
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09/12 15:42, , 231F
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09/12 16:05, , 232F
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09/12 16:13, , 233F
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09/12 17:47, , 234F
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09/12 17:54, , 235F
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09/12 18:39, , 236F
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09/12 20:24, , 237F
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09/12 21:03, , 238F
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09/12 23:11, , 239F
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09/13 11:45, , 240F
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09/13 16:20, , 241F
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09/13 17:39, , 242F
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09/13 18:51, , 243F
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09/14 10:58, , 245F
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09/15 15:20, , 246F
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09/16 04:25, , 247F
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09/19 10:29, , 248F
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09/20 22:21, , 249F
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