Fw: [外電] 熊貓覺得在紅襪不舒適

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※ [本文轉錄自 MLB 看板 #1PadU2Y3 ] 作者: McCormick (又被掛掉了) 看板: MLB 標題: [外電] 熊貓覺得在紅襪不舒適 時間: Tue Aug 15 12:24:29 2017 https://goo.gl/6YA8Hy 來源 擷取甘話體的部分 "I'm a professional and I know what I have to do,’ ' Sandoval said in March 2015, his first Spring Training with the Red Sox. “If I had signed (with the Giants), I knew I would be under a (weight) regimen for five years, and I'm not going to be happy someplace where I'm under that kind of regimen, where I can't be myself.’’ “At the end of the day, I just never felt comfortable in Boston,” he explains.“It had nothing to do with the organization, or my teammates, or the fans, or the city. Everybody was great to me. I think it was just something that happens sometimes — you don’t feel comfortable somewhere, or you don’t fit in, even if you’re in a place you chose to be.” Sandoval also says he felt “lost” in Boston "Every day I spent in Boston, my heart was still back in San Francisco," he claims, channeling Tony Bennett. 這無間道的好光明正大 拜託各位不要噓爛我 只能說他的公關技能根本沒點都得罪光了 下面還有美國鄉民說我覺得你偷了5000萬鎂也感到不舒適X -- 最棒的對白?

某隊真的很多高薪的國內王 我沒說哪隊

某隊真的很多低薪CP王 我沒說哪隊

某隊就算有國外王還不是亞軍 我沒說哪對

某隊什麼王都沒有 我沒說哪隊 咦~我也忘了是哪隊了
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08/15 12:26, , 1F
懶得理這傢伙了
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08/15 12:28, , 2F
嗚嗚 好想念Duffy
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08/15 12:29, , 3F
你想挑戰狂新聞幹話王寶座齁~~
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08/15 12:39, , 4F
熊貓:巨人留人誠意不足使我出走
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08/15 12:41, , 5F
Dever和Nunez那麼威 誰理他
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08/15 12:51, , 6F
去其他隊伍一定要嘴一下老東家...
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08/15 12:52, , 7F
他沒辦法當美國廖添丁 因為太胖 就叫他美國紅龜好了
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08/15 12:52, , 8F
已經沒差了 髒東西清走了 通體舒暢
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08/15 12:53, , 9F
只有噓
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08/15 12:54, , 10F
錢拿了不辦事,還敢噴球團
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08/15 12:55, , 11F
甘話精神
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08/15 12:55, , 12F
CC我還沒這麼生氣,至少打了不少再見安打
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08/15 12:56, , 13F
還有腿跟手套
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08/15 12:56, , 14F
離開雖然有怨言,但是沒看過離婚不相怨的配偶
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08/15 12:57, , 15F
而且運氣好的是道奇最後接受幫忙吃95%薪水
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08/15 12:58, , 16F
但是Panda,就是怒 http://i.imgur.com/8pwOvAx.jpg
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怎麼啦? 紅襪的皮帶太緊繫起來不舒適?
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08/15 13:02, , 18F
樓上XDDDD
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08/15 13:03, , 19F
可以不要那麼顧人怨啊 熊貓
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08/15 13:04, , 20F
噓熊貓
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08/15 13:04, , 21F
可惡按錯
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08/15 13:05, , 22F
噓回來
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08/15 13:06, , 23F
紅襪不意外
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08/15 13:10, , 24F
想舒適的打球去灣區就對了。
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08/15 13:21, , 25F
適合養生/養老野球
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08/15 13:23, , 26F
領多少錢做多少事
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08/15 13:33, , 27F
我覺得是天氣 波士頓太冷了 所以他要靠吃維持體溫
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08/15 13:33, , 28F
反觀灣區應該比較容易瘦XD
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08/15 13:48, , 29F
老人比較要求熊貓的私生活吧wwwwwwww
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08/15 13:48, , 30F
肥貓沒人管就爛掉了
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灣區也有冷冷的海風
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熊貓自己發不舒服文XD
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08/15 14:01, , 33F
真的很噁心的人
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08/15 14:14, , 34F
笑死哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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08/15 14:26, , 35F
領錢倒是領的很舒適
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08/15 14:33, , 37F
可以轉到Joke版去嗎
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這我不反對XD 你要轉去襪板也可

08/15 14:51, , 38F
噁心
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哈哈哈哈
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※ 編輯: McCormick (36.230.33.158), 08/15/2017 15:06:14

08/15 15:18, , 40F
借轉襪XD
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08/15 15:20, , 41F
娃 手機不能轉錄
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McCormick:轉錄至看板 RedSox 08/15 15:31 ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ※ 轉錄者: McCormick (36.230.33.158), 08/15/2017 15:31:35

08/15 19:02, , 42F
紅襪皮帶太緊XDD
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