Re: [笑話]兒子你去把冰箱的肉拿出來
兒子:
把拔把拔,我考卷上這個字是什麼意思?
爸爸想了一會兒:
院子有一個洞,你去冰箱拿肉把他填滿。
兒子聽話把洞填滿。
爸爸:你把肉再拿回房子裡來。
兒子聽話,就把肉拿回來。
爸爸讓兒子重複幾次後,忽然握住兒子纖細的手腕。
「傻孩子,在後庭進進出出的,不累嗎?」
只見兒子嫩頰一紅,後庭一窟油。
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