[笑話]兒子你去把冰箱的肉拿出來
兒子:
把拔把拔,為什麼馬路總是挖了又鋪,鋪好了又挖,路邊的行道樹好好的為什麼移走又重種?
爸爸想了一會兒:
你去把冰箱裡面的肉拿出來。
兒子聽話把肉拿出來。
爸爸:你把肉再放回去。
兒子聽話,就把肉放回冰箱。
爸爸讓兒子重複幾次後
叫兒子看看手上留下什麼
兒子低頭看了手:
有油水
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