[笑話] 酒測
某天晚上警察一如往常的臨檢酒測
遠遠就看到一個男子騎著機車搖搖晃晃的
警察A:來來來,晃成這樣,喝很多齁
男子:沒有啦,我沒喝酒啦
警察A:好啦別裝了,這裡吹一下
(機器顯示酒測值為0)
警察A:(轉頭對警察B說)是不是壞了?
於是警察B回車上拿出粉筆在地上畫了一條直線
警察B:這你知道該怎麼做吧?
男子:這我知道,簡單啦!
然後他就趴下去壓著一邊鼻子猛吸.....
其實我是想求這個笑話出處,好幾年前聽到的
搭配肢體動作比較好笑,請鞭小力點
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