[笑話] 將軍的烏鴉嘴
小明跟在一個將軍身邊打仗。這個將軍軍事能力很強,但卻有一個致命的缺點,就是擁有
可怕的烏鴉嘴,說的壞事樣樣都靈,所以他平時指揮作戰都盡量用手勢,而不開口說話。
一天他領著小明和其他士兵們,去攻打一座小島。到了島上,只見當地人們蓄勢待發,準
備拚死抵抗。這時,將軍忍不住嘲諷一下:「哼,區區一個小民族!」
然後小明就卒了
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