[笑話] 爸爸 什麼是酒鬼？

看板joke作者 (TheNegativeOne)時間7年前 (2017/03/21 23:28), 7年前編輯推噓37(77推 40噓 15→)
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轉自Reddit 有天小男孩問爸爸 “爸爸，什麼是酒鬼?” 爸爸回答 “看到那邊有四棵樹了嗎？ 如果是酒鬼，他會看到八棵” 小男孩回爸爸 “爸爸，可是那邊只有兩棵樹” -- 小的吃普拿疼 一次都吃十粒 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.45.122.194 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1490110101.A.504.html
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03/21 23:43, , 1F
不錯XD
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爸爸：如果我是酒鬼 你會愛我嗎
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爸爸：我是酒神
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我樓上有六則推文,如果他是酒鬼，他會看到十二則
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如果我是dj
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如果我是五樓，代表我是五樓
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啊.........
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12F 哈哈 UCCU
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嗝.... 我的小老鵝怎麼多了一個頭
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小孩是吳敦義
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ok
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03/22 01:01, , 12F
有笑有推文
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爸爸，什麼是海豚將軍
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爸爸往小孩頭上用力一巴"兔崽子又吞一堆普拿疼了"
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XDDDDDD
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0k
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噓
03/22 01:19, , 18F
好笑 但是系列文
03/22 01:19, 18F
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03/22 01:32, , 19F
系列文又不是原po害的 應該去噓第二篇吧 幫補
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噓
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酒鬼就是會推廢文
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噓
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醒醒 你沒有爸爸 那叫墳墓
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03/22 01:48, , 23F
樓上這個已經是沒品當有趣了
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03/22 02:04, , 24F
十粒普拿疼讚啦
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坐等綠豆糕系列文
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如果我是狄傑 你會愛我嗎
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噓
03/22 02:43, , 27F
就是你
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XDDDDD 但是亂源
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噓
03/22 02:53, , 29F
幹 就是你 雖然我也發了費雯
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XD
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噓
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系列文
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XD
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酒是穿腸毒藥
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酒神清啥小
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亂源
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噓
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...
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補
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笑
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還有 53 則推文
還有 2 段內文
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03/22 19:02, , 93F
要噓系列文去第二篇好嗎
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XDDD
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03/22 19:33, , 95F
系列文要噓第二篇好嗎？無辜被噓
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應該要噓第二篇
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亂源XD
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噓~~~
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很好笑阿
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幫補血
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XD
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幫補
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03/22 22:18, , 103F
噓亂源的是有病嗎?
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無腦噓 幫補
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XDD
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幫補 亂源明明是第二篇
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補
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XDD
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XD
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03/23 00:29, , 110F
幹 原來是你
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03/23 00:50, , 111F
有笑幫補血
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03/23 01:06, , 112F
補血
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噓
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幹
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亂源
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純好笑推
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好笑幫補血
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噓
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就速你
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03/23 08:17, , 118F
這明明蠻好笑 噓的理盲？
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噓
03/23 10:19, , 119F
Reddit來的
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補血
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哈哈
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不錯啊
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其實那邊只有一棵樹吧
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03/23 12:28, , 124F
不錯
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03/23 14:30, , 125F
亂源 我滑好久
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亂源 幫補血ㄏㄏ
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乖乖 幫止血
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噓
03/23 17:40, , 128F
很好笑，可是要噓亂源
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作者也醉了？XD
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抓
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亂源
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就是你
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