[笑話] 反韓笑話蒐集
雖然晚了幾天 可是還是分享給大家笑一下
1.
我剛在車上打開電台,好像正在開記者會,答記者問,發言人正辭嚴的說,一個主權國家
在本國領土上部署必要的防禦性設施是非常正常的,有些國家卻對此說三道四,我想引用
一句中國的古話:世上本無事,庸人自擾之。
我聽了心裡一驚,怎麼對薩德態度變化這麼快?
再往後聽一句,原來說的是南海。這個就尷尬了!
2.每日行程表加料版
恨日本,恨美國,現在又恨韓國,反正祖國讓恨誰我就恨誰。我每天的時間是這麼安排的
: 早上恨美國,中午恨韓國,晚上恨日本。 抽空恨下新加坡和台灣。前段時間喊我恨
菲律賓,還沒準備好,就喊可以不恨了。總之,國家喊我恨誰,我就恨誰!心中充滿了無
數的恨!心好累! !大家都在抵制韓國,我翻遍家裡也沒找到有啥韓貨可砸的,一怒之
下我把同事老韓打了一頓! ..媽了個巴子的……[呲牙]
愛我中華,人人有責!
3.
剛剛在家大解,結束時猛然發現家裡的捲筒紙是韓國的一個品牌,頓時滿腔怒火,擦都沒
擦,直接起身提上了褲子。
4.
經過這幾天國內風風火火的反韓國部署薩德導彈防禦系統造勢,我才知道,原來在韓國,
軍方要佔用別人的某塊土地安裝軍事設施,必須要拿出相應的土地進行交換,還需要取得
土地所有人的同意。說真的,這樣的國家,別說裝防禦系統,就是裝進攻系統,我也一點
不會感到害怕!
5.
近日,一些學生學到白居易的《琵琶行》時看到需要全文背誦就產生抵觸情緒,後來有人
一看白居易字樂天,就找到理由稱,愛國就不背白居易的詩。為此,很多學校緊急發公告
教導學生不要誤傷,白居易雖然字樂天,但韓國沒有宣稱他是韓國人,白居易的詩還得照
常背。
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