[笑話] 傳教士比賽誰最會傳教
牧師、神父、猶太教拉比三人都說自己最擅長傳教,
於是相約各自到林子找一頭熊,說服牠信教。
事後三人又見面了,牧師首先說:
「我找到一頭熊,便從基督教的教義問答開始說
給牠聽,為牠灑聖水。下週牠就要第一次領聖餐了。」
神父說:
「我在溪邊找到熊,向牠宣揚天主的旨意。牠聽得如痴如醉,乖乖受洗。」
兩人低頭看了看拉比;拉比躺在擔架上,渾身包得像木乃伊。
拉比說:
「現在回頭想想,也許我不應該一開始就為牠行割禮。」
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