Re: [笑話] 救我!我剛剛被一個女人咬了
※ 引述《LittleWhitte (↙~☆煞气a小白★~↗)》之銘言:
: 「救我!我剛剛被一個女人咬了」
: 『真假?你在哪裡?你還好嗎?』
: 「我不知道,你說呢...?」
: 『你怎麼了?』
: 「沒事...」
: 『完蛋了,等我一下我馬上過去救你!』
: 「所以呢?隨便你要幹嘛吧...」
小明匆匆忙忙跑入小華房間,此時小華正在喝咖啡。
小明: 「救我!我剛剛被一個阿嬤咬了!」
小華: 『你還好嗎?』
小明: 「我感覺胸部熱熱的...」
小華: 『怎、怎麼會這樣...』
小明: 「我也不知道為什麼...」
小華: 『現在該怎麼辦?』
小明: 「總之呢...你可以先把乳頭從咖啡裡移開嗎?」
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