[耍冷] 亂接句子集
若要花開,花惹發
輕舟已過陽明山
慕夏問童子,言師賣藥去
船到橋頭自然捲
船到橋頭自然沉
綠燈行,黃登輝
兩岸猿聲啼不住 ,主席已換洪秀柱
舉頭望明月,低頭單身狗
夜路走多了,總匯三明治
紅豆生南國,藍筆發幾枝?
床前明月光,一世長痔瘡
窮則獨善其身 ,富則妻妾成群
人生七十古來稀 PV=nRT
胸不在大,有形則靈
乳不嫌貧,有頭則行
嘰嘰復嘰嘰,木蘭當馬騎
床前明月光,手機在發光
一人做事一人當,麥當做事麥當當
何事常向別時圓
我會天馬流星拳
鳩佔鵲巢檸檬茶
柔能克剛,亦能互肛
聚沙成塔,積少化痰
少小離家老大回,菊花變成向日葵
狗咬呂洞賓 ,不識郝龍斌
少時不努力 ,長大大平台
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 42.73.35.23
※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1481363308.A.CF2.html
推
12/10 17:51, , 1F
12/10 17:51, 1F
→
12/10 17:56, , 2F
12/10 17:56, 2F
推
12/10 17:56, , 3F
12/10 17:56, 3F
推
12/10 17:59, , 4F
12/10 17:59, 4F
推
12/10 18:02, , 5F
12/10 18:02, 5F
推
12/10 18:03, , 6F
12/10 18:03, 6F
推
12/10 18:03, , 7F
12/10 18:03, 7F
推
12/10 18:05, , 8F
12/10 18:05, 8F
推
12/10 18:07, , 9F
12/10 18:07, 9F
推
12/10 18:15, , 10F
12/10 18:15, 10F
→
12/10 18:16, , 11F
12/10 18:16, 11F
推
12/10 18:18, , 12F
12/10 18:18, 12F
推
12/10 18:24, , 13F
12/10 18:24, 13F
推
12/10 18:26, , 14F
12/10 18:26, 14F
推
12/10 18:28, , 15F
12/10 18:28, 15F
→
12/10 18:29, , 16F
12/10 18:29, 16F
推
12/10 18:34, , 17F
12/10 18:34, 17F
→
12/10 18:34, , 18F
12/10 18:34, 18F
→
12/10 18:34, , 19F
12/10 18:34, 19F
推
12/10 18:36, , 20F
12/10 18:36, 20F
推
12/10 18:37, , 21F
12/10 18:37, 21F
推
12/10 18:48, , 22F
12/10 18:48, 22F
→
12/10 18:49, , 23F
12/10 18:49, 23F
推
12/10 18:51, , 24F
12/10 18:51, 24F
推
12/10 18:53, , 25F
12/10 18:53, 25F
→
12/10 18:54, , 26F
12/10 18:54, 26F
推
12/10 18:55, , 27F
12/10 18:55, 27F
推
12/10 18:58, , 28F
12/10 18:58, 28F
推
12/10 19:02, , 29F
12/10 19:02, 29F
推
12/10 19:03, , 30F
12/10 19:03, 30F
推
12/10 19:05, , 31F
12/10 19:05, 31F
推
12/10 19:07, , 32F
12/10 19:07, 32F
→
12/10 19:07, , 33F
12/10 19:07, 33F
推
12/10 19:09, , 34F
12/10 19:09, 34F
噓
12/10 19:11, , 35F
12/10 19:11, 35F
推
12/10 19:11, , 36F
12/10 19:11, 36F
推
12/10 19:14, , 37F
12/10 19:14, 37F
推
12/10 19:16, , 38F
12/10 19:16, 38F
噓
12/10 19:17, , 39F
12/10 19:17, 39F
還有 191 則推文
推
12/11 22:12, , 231F
12/11 22:12, 231F
推
12/12 00:10, , 232F
12/12 00:10, 232F
推
12/12 00:15, , 233F
12/12 00:15, 233F
推
12/12 00:19, , 234F
12/12 00:19, 234F
推
12/12 00:26, , 235F
12/12 00:26, 235F
推
12/12 00:38, , 236F
12/12 00:38, 236F
推
12/12 00:51, , 237F
12/12 00:51, 237F
推
12/12 01:11, , 238F
12/12 01:11, 238F
→
12/12 07:47, , 239F
12/12 07:47, 239F
噓
12/12 08:43, , 240F
12/12 08:43, 240F
推
12/12 09:50, , 241F
12/12 09:50, 241F
推
12/12 11:02, , 242F
12/12 11:02, 242F
推
12/12 11:31, , 243F
12/12 11:31, 243F
推
12/12 11:49, , 244F
12/12 11:49, 244F
推
12/12 11:50, , 245F
12/12 11:50, 245F
噓
12/12 12:32, , 246F
12/12 12:32, 246F
推
12/12 12:34, , 247F
12/12 12:34, 247F
推
12/12 14:37, , 248F
12/12 14:37, 248F
推
12/12 14:44, , 249F
12/12 14:44, 249F
推
12/12 15:06, , 250F
12/12 15:06, 250F
推
12/12 17:29, , 251F
12/12 17:29, 251F
推
12/12 19:09, , 252F
12/12 19:09, 252F
推
12/12 21:04, , 253F
12/12 21:04, 253F
推
12/12 23:33, , 254F
12/12 23:33, 254F
推
12/13 01:35, , 255F
12/13 01:35, 255F
推
12/13 10:17, , 256F
12/13 10:17, 256F
推
12/13 10:29, , 257F
12/13 10:29, 257F
推
12/13 11:01, , 258F
12/13 11:01, 258F
→
12/14 00:53, , 259F
12/14 00:53, 259F
→
12/14 00:53, , 260F
12/14 00:53, 260F
推
12/14 01:29, , 261F
12/14 01:29, 261F
推
12/14 02:09, , 262F
12/14 02:09, 262F
推
12/14 17:22, , 263F
12/14 17:22, 263F
推
12/14 20:04, , 264F
12/14 20:04, 264F
推
12/14 23:02, , 265F
12/14 23:02, 265F
推
12/15 18:08, , 266F
12/15 18:08, 266F
推
12/16 21:31, , 267F
12/16 21:31, 267F
推
12/17 02:09, , 268F
12/17 02:09, 268F
→
12/17 02:09, , 269F
12/17 02:09, 269F
推
10/03 10:41, , 270F
10/03 10:41, 270F
討論串 (同標題文章)