Re: [笑話] 徵求很髒的黃色笑話
在美國,有個媽媽都會趁她老公不在,帶小王回家%%%
每次%%%時她10歲的兒子也都在家,媽媽就會叫她兒子先躲進衣櫃裡
某天,老公突然回家,媽媽措手不及,於是叫小王也躲進衣櫃裡
男孩看到小王也進來衣櫃,便說道:這裡真暗呀
小王隨便應付了一下小男孩
男孩又說道:這裡有顆棒球,想要嗎?一顆25元
小王本來不想理他,卻想到情勢不對,只好掏錢出來
隔週,小王跟媽媽%%%時,老公又突然回家了
小王再次躲進衣櫃裡,男孩依然說道:這裡真暗呀
小王想說,又要被勒索了
果不其然,男孩說:這裡有個棒球手套,想要嗎? 50元賣你
小王只好再乖乖付錢
接著某個周末,爸爸要找男孩練棒球時,男孩便說球跟手套都被他賣掉了
爸爸想說應該是兒子用球和手套跟鄰居小孩換了什麼玩具吧
便問他:那你拿去賣了什麼呀?
兒子說:總共賣了75元
爸爸大怒:這太誇張了,你是奸商吧,跟我去教堂告解去!
到了教堂,男孩進了告解室
神父問道: 孩子,你犯了什麼罪過呀?
男孩看了看告解室,說道:這裡還真暗呀
神父大怒:在這裡別再跟我來這套!!
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我在某個分享黃梗的群組看到的
仔細想想好像真的不夠髒哈哈
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