Re: [笑話] 川普跳傘
※ 引述《boblin517 (小啦叭吹吹)》之銘言：
在臉書上看到美國網友留言的笑話。出處不詳，若違反版規請告知！
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一架正要墜機的飛機正在高空盤旋著。
機上有4位乘客，但降落傘只剩下3個。
第一位乘客：「我是NBA最強球員，勇士隊的三分王Curry，我的球迷需要我！我不能死！」
說完便搶了其中一個降落傘跳了下去。
第二位乘客：「我剛當選美國總統，又是史上最聰明的總統。美國和世界都需要我，我也不能死！」
同樣的把降落傘搶走，跳了下去。
眼看只剩下最後一個了，
其中有位乘客神父流著眼淚對另一位10歲的孩子說
「孩子…我年紀這麼大了，大概活不久了，最後一個降落傘…給你用吧！」
孩子聽了很感動，但幫神父擦去眼淚回答：
「可以先把你那根東西從我體內抽出來嗎」
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MJ會把降落傘給孩子, 自己派飛機來接他走
神父留下
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