[笑話] 老農夫的大雞雞
老農夫從市場帶回了
一隻年輕力壯的大雞雞
一到雞場
大雞雞就幹翻了全部的母雞
隔天母雞幹不夠
又幹遍了鴨跟鵝
終於大雞雞精疲力盡
躺在農場正中央看似奄奄一息
老農夫走近瞧
笑說: 哈哈活該厚縱慾過度
大雞雞睜開半支眼小聲說
噓別吵閃開一點
那些禿鷹就快飛下來了
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