[XD] 愛情學分
大家好 我是魯了21年的金老二
今天我跟一群沒人愛的魯蛇朋友們一起吃飯
聊著聊著就聊到了愛情學分
在場的四位分別是
J(就是我,戀愛經驗0,曾與一女曖昧半年結果對方後來交了男朋友)
H(沒有女朋友,但會偷偷約)
L(曾經遠距離,但分手了)
C(高中男校畢業,戀愛經驗0,學霸)
另外還有一位不在場
S(從大一開始被當工具人到大三,戀愛經驗0)
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以下對話開始
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L:如果愛情算學分的話,J你就是上課遲到或錯過選課的時機了吧?
我(J):靠腰喔QQ
L:我算是翹課被當吧。
C:我是...
L:你是選不到課吧(笑)
C:我應該是高中就被擋修吧...QQ
我:那H就是沒修課到處去旁聽吧
H:怎麼不說S?(躺著也中槍)
C:S應該是註冊後只修到勞作教育跟社會服務學習吧!
我、C:哈哈哈哈哈
L:你們好意思笑喔
我:......QQ
(完)
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幫我QQ
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