[笑話] 股神
昨天在店內一邊吃雞翅一邊用手機看股票。一個乞丐進來乞討,我給他一塊雞翅後繼續看
股票。
乞丐啃著雞翅沒走,也在一旁看著,他說:「長期均線黃金交叉,KDJ數值底部反復鈍化
,MACD底背離,能量潮喇叭口擴大,這股要漲了。」
我驚詫地問:「這個你也懂?」
乞丐說:「不懂我能有今天?」
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03/20 13:44, , 1F
03/20 13:44, 1F
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03/20 14:40, , 2F
03/20 14:40, 2F
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03/20 14:41, , 3F
03/20 14:41, 3F
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03/20 15:04, , 4F
03/20 15:04, 4F
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03/20 15:22, , 5F
03/20 15:22, 5F
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03/20 15:25, , 6F
03/20 15:25, 6F
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03/20 15:39, , 7F
03/20 15:39, 7F
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03/20 15:50, , 8F
03/20 15:50, 8F
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03/20 15:58, , 9F
03/20 15:58, 9F
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03/20 16:03, , 10F
03/20 16:03, 10F
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03/20 16:06, , 11F
03/20 16:06, 11F
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03/20 16:13, , 12F
03/20 16:13, 12F
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03/20 16:19, , 13F
03/20 16:19, 13F
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03/20 16:23, , 14F
03/20 16:23, 14F
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03/20 16:25, , 15F
03/20 16:25, 15F
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03/20 16:27, , 16F
03/20 16:27, 16F
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03/20 16:31, , 17F
03/20 16:31, 17F
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03/20 16:33, , 18F
03/20 16:33, 18F
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03/20 16:34, , 19F
03/20 16:34, 19F
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03/20 16:40, , 20F
03/20 16:40, 20F
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03/20 16:48, , 21F
03/20 16:48, 21F
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03/20 17:04, , 22F
03/20 17:04, 22F
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03/20 17:13, , 23F
03/20 17:13, 23F
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03/20 17:13, , 24F
03/20 17:13, 24F
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03/20 17:19, , 25F
03/20 17:19, 25F
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03/20 17:19, , 26F
03/20 17:19, 26F
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03/20 17:21, , 27F
03/20 17:21, 27F
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03/20 17:24, , 28F
03/20 17:24, 28F
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03/20 17:28, , 29F
03/20 17:28, 29F
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03/20 17:31, , 30F
03/20 17:31, 30F
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03/20 17:36, , 31F
03/20 17:36, 31F
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03/20 17:38, , 32F
03/20 17:38, 32F
噓
03/20 17:51, , 33F
03/20 17:51, 33F
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03/20 17:54, , 34F
03/20 17:54, 34F
噓
03/20 17:58, , 35F
03/20 17:58, 35F
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03/20 17:59, , 36F
03/20 17:59, 36F
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03/20 18:07, , 37F
03/20 18:07, 37F
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03/20 18:09, , 38F
03/20 18:09, 38F
噓
03/20 18:23, , 39F
03/20 18:23, 39F
還有 31 則推文
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03/20 22:04, , 71F
03/20 22:04, 71F
→
03/20 22:08, , 72F
03/20 22:08, 72F
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03/20 22:18, , 73F
03/20 22:18, 73F
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03/20 22:20, , 74F
03/20 22:20, 74F
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03/20 22:21, , 75F
03/20 22:21, 75F
噓
03/20 22:24, , 76F
03/20 22:24, 76F
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03/20 22:31, , 77F
03/20 22:31, 77F
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03/20 22:33, , 78F
03/20 22:33, 78F
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03/20 22:43, , 79F
03/20 22:43, 79F
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03/20 22:53, , 80F
03/20 22:53, 80F
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03/20 23:02, , 81F
03/20 23:02, 81F
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03/20 23:23, , 82F
03/20 23:23, 82F
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03/20 23:27, , 83F
03/20 23:27, 83F
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03/20 23:36, , 84F
03/20 23:36, 84F
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03/20 23:40, , 85F
03/20 23:40, 85F
噓
03/20 23:41, , 86F
03/20 23:41, 86F
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03/20 23:43, , 87F
03/20 23:43, 87F
噓
03/20 23:43, , 88F
03/20 23:43, 88F
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03/20 23:51, , 89F
03/20 23:51, 89F
噓
03/20 23:53, , 90F
03/20 23:53, 90F
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03/21 00:07, , 91F
03/21 00:07, 91F
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03/21 00:31, , 92F
03/21 00:31, 92F
→
03/21 00:50, , 93F
03/21 00:50, 93F
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03/21 01:31, , 94F
03/21 01:31, 94F
噓
03/21 01:31, , 95F
03/21 01:31, 95F
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03/21 01:38, , 96F
03/21 01:38, 96F
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03/21 02:36, , 97F
03/21 02:36, 97F
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03/21 09:01, , 98F
03/21 09:01, 98F
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03/21 09:06, , 99F
03/21 09:06, 99F
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03/21 10:56, , 100F
03/21 10:56, 100F
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03/21 14:02, , 101F
03/21 14:02, 101F
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03/21 14:06, , 102F
03/21 14:06, 102F
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03/21 17:26, , 103F
03/21 17:26, 103F
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03/21 17:42, , 104F
03/21 17:42, 104F
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03/21 17:59, , 105F
03/21 17:59, 105F
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03/21 21:05, , 106F
03/21 21:05, 106F
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03/21 22:13, , 107F
03/21 22:13, 107F
噓
03/22 04:53, , 108F
03/22 04:53, 108F
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03/22 12:40, , 109F
03/22 12:40, 109F
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03/24 09:33, , 110F
03/24 09:33, 110F
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