Re: [笑話] 你掉的是金斧頭還是銀斧頭?
有一天小明到森林中伐木頭,
一個不小心斧頭掉到了旁邊的湖裡,
這時候湖中浮出來了一個白衣連身裙的女子,
問道:你掉的是這把金斧頭還是銀斧頭?
小明:都不是,我掉的是一般的鐵斧頭!
這時女子一個不注意,
湖面起了漣漪,
一個鼻子尖尖鬍子翹翹手裡拿著釣竿的女神浮了上來,
手裡還抓了一個只穿著薄紗跟黑絲襪的女子,
另一手拋出釣竿立刻揪起了身穿白衣連身裙的女子,
問道:你掉的是這個薄紗黑絲襪妹子還是白衣連身裙妹子?
小明:啊嘶!都是我掉的
女神回答:我沒有在問你,我在問你後面的人!
小明心頭一驚回頭望,
卻見不著半個人影,
嚇得連滾帶爬的跑回家,
這時女神跟兩名女子追了上來,
小明見到他們窮追不捨,
也打算放棄逃跑,
一個轉身用雙手比出暫停的手勢,
說道: 我買幾個橘子去。你就在
此地,不要走動。
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