Re: [耍冷] 浪女跟貞女的差別

看板joke作者 (傑犽無糖口香糖)時間10年前 (2016/01/29 11:14), 10年前編輯推噓83(981515)
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What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other connects to all your devices and accesses your data. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 1.164.40.137 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1454037265.A.24C.html

01/29 11:33, , 1F
好好笑 笑到肚子痛XDD
01/29 11:33, 1F

01/29 11:35, , 2F
天啊,超好笑XDD
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01/29 11:36, , 3F
老梗新招 厲害
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01/29 11:58, , 4F
還不錯XDDD
01/29 11:58, 4F

01/29 12:04, , 5F
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01/29 12:06, , 6F
還行
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01/29 12:16, , 7F
美賣哈哈哈
01/29 12:16, 7F

01/29 12:21, , 8F
不錯
01/29 12:21, 8F

01/29 12:23, , 9F
快推不然別人以為我看不懂
01/29 12:23, 9F

01/29 12:24, , 10F
ㄧㄡ哏
01/29 12:24, 10F

01/29 12:27, , 11F
幹英文不錯唷
01/29 12:27, 11F

01/29 12:27, , 12F
FBI來了,快開門
01/29 12:27, 12F

01/29 12:28, , 13F
XD
01/29 12:28, 13F

01/29 12:32, , 14F
這篇梗不一定要用英文吧 除了USA和USB
01/29 12:32, 14F

01/29 12:36, , 15F
GOOD
01/29 12:36, 15F

01/29 12:39, , 16F
靠杯 這個好神
01/29 12:39, 16F

01/29 12:40, , 17F
外國人的逆襲
01/29 12:40, 17F

01/29 12:43, , 18F
為什麼USA是那樣
01/29 12:43, 18F

01/29 12:44, , 19F
XDDDD
01/29 12:44, 19F

01/29 12:49, , 20F
快推 不然別人以為我看不懂
01/29 12:49, 20F

01/29 12:53, , 21F
你給我翻譯翻譯
01/29 12:53, 21F

01/29 12:57, , 22F
只看的懂usb的…
01/29 12:57, 22F

01/29 12:58, , 23F
母豬騎士來囉~ 母豬騎士來羅~
01/29 12:58, 23F

01/29 13:03, , 24F
這個厲害
01/29 13:03, 24F

01/29 13:04, , 25F
意思應該是說,美國政府會監控你的資料
01/29 13:04, 25F

01/29 13:04, , 26F
這種差別文一點也不好笑,越來越無聊
01/29 13:04, 26F

01/29 13:05, , 27F
原Po外送的民主已經在門口囉
01/29 13:05, 27F

01/29 13:06, , 28F
另外我想到的就是指ccr
01/29 13:06, 28F

01/29 13:06, , 29F
We want to check the water meter. Open the door, plz.
01/29 13:06, 29F

01/29 13:06, , 30F
其實還蠻猛的XD
01/29 13:06, 30F

01/29 13:07, , 31F
監聽的概念
01/29 13:07, 31F

01/29 13:13, , 32F
開門 查水表
01/29 13:13, 32F

01/29 13:14, , 33F
扣扣扣
01/29 13:14, 33F

01/29 13:16, , 34F
這不是原創吧
01/29 13:16, 34F

01/29 13:17, , 35F
美國懷疑原po家裡有核彈喔
01/29 13:17, 35F

01/29 13:17, , 36F
咦 最後不一樣 沒注意到
01/29 13:17, 36F

01/29 13:18, , 37F
這在Fb傳多久了?
01/29 13:18, 37F

01/29 13:18, , 38F
不錯
01/29 13:18, 38F

01/29 13:19, , 39F
push
01/29 13:19, 39F
還有 49 則推文
還有 2 段內文
01/29 22:05, , 89F
這提醒了我要把英漢字典下載回來
01/29 22:05, 89F

01/29 22:14, , 90F
美國和USB有何不同?
01/29 22:14, 90F

01/29 22:14, , 91F
一個連結你所有的設備並存取資料(x2)
01/29 22:14, 91F

01/29 22:30, , 92F
哈哈 喜歡你溫暖的文字
01/29 22:30, 92F

01/29 22:47, , 93F
是要系列多少篇
01/29 22:47, 93F

01/29 23:18, , 94F
其實usa改成任何國家都通用.....
01/29 23:18, 94F

01/29 23:31, , 95F
不錯哈哈哈哈
01/29 23:31, 95F

01/29 23:34, , 96F
...XDDD
01/29 23:34, 96F

01/29 23:36, , 97F
推… USA = USB
01/29 23:36, 97F

01/29 23:58, , 98F
推XD
01/29 23:58, 98F

01/30 00:15, , 99F
Data XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
01/30 00:15, 99F

01/30 00:34, , 100F
哈哈哈哈哈又復活了XD
01/30 00:34, 100F

01/30 00:38, , 101F
哈哈哈 讚啦
01/30 00:38, 101F

01/30 00:42, , 102F
師爺,給我翻譯翻譯,什麼叫
01/30 00:42, 102F

01/30 01:47, , 103F
是要酸美國的稜鏡計畫?
01/30 01:47, 103F

01/30 02:13, , 104F
01/30 02:13, 104F

01/30 03:23, , 105F
糟糕看不懂
01/30 03:23, 105F

01/30 03:49, , 106F
push
01/30 03:49, 106F

01/30 07:27, , 107F
叮咚 我已經查完水表了
01/30 07:27, 107F

01/30 09:03, , 108F
01/30 09:03, 108F

01/30 10:07, , 109F
01/30 10:07, 109F

01/30 11:58, , 110F
太強啦!英文也行
01/30 11:58, 110F

01/30 12:41, , 111F
朝聖推啊啊啊
01/30 12:41, 111F

01/30 13:31, , 112F
所以要幫你拍手嗎
01/30 13:31, 112F

01/30 13:44, , 113F
好笑推
01/30 13:44, 113F

01/30 14:06, , 114F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
01/30 14:06, 114F

01/30 14:30, , 115F
XDD
01/30 14:30, 115F

01/30 15:47, , 116F
老美直接破門而入了,還跟你敲門哩!
01/30 15:47, 116F

01/30 16:05, , 117F
無聊
01/30 16:05, 117F

01/30 16:19, , 118F
民主外送來囉
01/30 16:19, 118F

01/30 18:36, , 119F
cool
01/30 18:36, 119F

01/30 22:56, , 120F
超猛的啦
01/30 22:56, 120F

01/31 02:55, , 121F
我想原PO需要一份民主歡樂送
01/31 02:55, 121F

01/31 03:03, , 122F
有笑有推
01/31 03:03, 122F

01/31 09:42, , 123F
XDDDD
01/31 09:42, 123F

01/31 14:38, , 124F
哈哈哈哈
01/31 14:38, 124F

01/31 18:39, , 125F
01/31 18:39, 125F

02/01 01:21, , 126F
頂多有趣而已到底要怎麼笑
02/01 01:21, 126F

02/02 21:26, , 127F
那不是沒有不一樣嗎?
02/02 21:26, 127F

02/03 11:34, , 128F
all devices? bullshits
02/03 11:34, 128F
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