[笑話] 魯蛇如我被學妹釣了
本魯上課工具人,回家難作人
某天收到女神學妹的IG問我能不能聊聊天
學妹說她剛交往兩個月的學長就跑去幹別人女朋友
失意難過之下跑來向魯蛇我吐口水
聊著聊著
學妹莫名蹦出了一句話
http://i.imgur.com/mRsdMTa.jpg
天啊難道這就是天賜良機
什麼BG板DCARD神展開都沒有這麼突然
可惜小魯從來沒有這種經驗
一時間手忙腳亂
正當我苦於如何回應時學妹繼續說了
http://i.imgur.com/P6eqQmh.jpg
唉,我果然只有想到我自己
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正常人最好會直接答好啦QAQQ
※ 編輯: ray9592197 (223.137.8.8), 10/11/2015 19:40:03
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樓上幾位板友冷靜點啊XDDD
小弟感覺派,再怎樣也還交過兩個女友
也不是說女神就一定要把握啊QAQ
※ 編輯: ray9592197 (223.137.8.8), 10/11/2015 19:49:33
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不是處還可以回去當魔法師嗎?
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