[kuso] 朱逐主柱

看板joke作者 (Give me gum gum!!)時間8年前 (2015/10/06 00:50), 編輯推噓393(396313)
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《朱逐主柱》 朱主諸豬,柱逐豬主, 諸豬祝柱,朱主矚柱。 柱蛀諸株,朱囑柱佇, 諸豬誅柱,朱助躅柱? 豬囑朱逐。朱逐主柱。 翻譯: 朱主席領導著KMT,柱柱姐出來角逐總統大位, KMT的諸公們祝福柱姐的時候,朱主席側目不語, 柱柱姐蛀光選票與樁腳的時候,朱主席大喊挺柱,決不換柱。 結果當大老們要拔柱的時候,朱主席有出來幫忙留住柱姐嗎? 某隻豬建議朱主席趕快換柱,主席也就趕走了原本的參選人柱柱姐。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 223.136.132.78 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1444063804.A.656.html

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20字箴言道盡國民黨近況, 您馬英九系?
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不錯不錯
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明明就換柱系的
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幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我還以為有40字呢
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靠北XDDDDDD
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我好像發現了什麼,KMT都是豬?
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100分
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忍不住讚嘆!
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最近中文系同學很活躍啊XDDD
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XD
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諸豬鑄燭 煮柱助朱
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時事+有才
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XDDDDDD一聲到四聲
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再推!
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op
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最近到底wwwwwww
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XDDDDDDDD
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你贏了
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推時事梗
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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一直豬很煩欸XDDD
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中文真是博大精深啊...
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開門~查水表啦!
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你贏了 真的 標題還一聲到四聲
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贏了
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煮柱助朱 卒朱逐主 柱蛀豬朱 朱卒
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根本連推的價值都沒........什麼!我竟然不知不覺就推了
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您中文系?
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開門~抄碼表
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哈哈哈哈哈哈,哈哈
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會爆!!!!!!
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你主修古文?
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XDDDD
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好文推推
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推哈哈哈
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您立倫系啊?
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還有 333 則推文
10/07 02:28, , 373F
有人唸出來了XD https://youtu.be/M_ew1tuI4XI
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頂級優文
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朝聖
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這一定要來朝聖,笑死了
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朝聖推推
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給跪
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媽我在這!!!
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跪推
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理工宅看懂70%推
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朝聖!
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靠北 這篇太神XDDDD
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太厲害啦!
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中肯
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有才
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豬豬豬豬
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厲害啊!!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD 有創意
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朝聖
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朝聖,太神啦XD
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朝聖
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PUSH
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朝聖推
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讚嘆
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柱之男XD
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朝聖 華文真是神奇
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朝聖推
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推 xD
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中文系幫推 笑翻XDDD
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推 有才
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太強!!XD
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朝聖推
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叩叩叩~不好意思,查水錶
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5000年不是玩假的 我只能跪了
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哈哈哈哈
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你逐柱系?
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少最後八個字,就可以用黨歌來唱了!!
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繡t推XD
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超強
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