[豪洨] 英國人過法國海關
-應景話題-
英國老人在海關翻找護照,動作很慢找了很久,女海關尖酸的問:你來過法國?
英國老頭說:我只來過一次。女海關更尖酸的問:你來過怎麼不知道提前拿護照?
老頭:我上次來時沒檢查護照。
女海關高聲叫道:不可能!英國佬來法國我們永遠都要檢查護照!
老頭:44年登陸時候,海灘上可一個法國人沒見著...
旁邊德國老頭說:是的,這個我能證明,當時灘頭確實一個法國人都沒有...
紀念諾曼第登陸 6.6.1944
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