[趣事] 對不起,我不應該這樣騙你,小弟弟
今天在回家等公車的時候,肚子餓拿出跟同學團購的餅乾(類似太空包)。
這時一旁大約小學四~六級的男孩牽著他媽的手,看著我大口大口的吃(愉悅)
那眼神實在讓人有罪惡感
趁他媽去旁邊察看公車站牌的時候,我問他
:想吃一片嗎?
他:好阿,就一片喔~(天真貌
:不給你
他:………(沉默
:開玩笑的,一整包都給你吧
他:真的嗎!
這時我的車來了
其實我已經吃到只剩一片,還是直接一整包給他,轉身上了車。
徒留一小片和包裝給小弟弟
他看著車門關上,把垃圾往地上一甩
罵了一聲:幹你娘雞掰!!!!!
他娘正好回來在他身後看著他
甩了他好幾巴掌說:雞掰殺小!雞掰啥小!
遠遠的,看著漸小的身影好可憐
說好了,就只有一片阿
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