Re: [翻譯] 史瑞克即是愛,史瑞克即是命(中文字幕)
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以下我來做個超譯
I was only 9 years old
我的名字叫台灣
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
我非常熱愛我的祖國中國，而且我有中國共產黨施予的各種資源
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been
given
我每天晚上上床前都為中國共產黨祈禱，感謝他給予我如此快樂幸福的生活
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
「阿共是愛」 我說，「阿共是生命」
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
美國聽到了我講的話，就罵我是死娘砲
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
我知道美國只是嫉妒我對中共的忠誠
I called him a cunt
我就反罵美國是欠錢不還的臭逼臭婊子
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
美國就甩我一巴掌然後叫我去洗洗睡
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
我哭了，我的臉隱隱作痛
I lay in bed and it's really cold
我躺在床上，頓時覺得空虛寂寞覺得冷
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
突然，一陣暖流撲向我
It's Shrek
是中共!!
I am so happy. He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
我好高興，然後中共在我耳邊輕語：「你是我的花朵」
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and
knees
他用那強而有力的手臂抱住我，把我翻過身來成狗爬式
I'm ready
我準備好了
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
我對著中共撥開我的屁眼，像是小狗一樣搖著尾巴乞求著他的垂憐
He penetrates my butt-hole
他把中國香腸送進了我的狗穴
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
雖然有點陣痛，但我知道都是利大於弊
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
我感受到菊花綻放的喜悅，同時也開始流下那感動的清淚
I push against his force
我把小屁屁向中共翹得更高
I want to please Shrek
我想要更加的取悅他
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
中共倏地低聲嘶吼，頓時祖國的善意灌溉充滿了我那久待甘霖的心田
My dad walks in
美國發現了
Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
中共直狠狠地看著美國的眼睛說，「你是想3P嗎？不准！台灣是我的人了。」
Shrek leaves through my window
中共忽然就從我的窗戶離開了
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
阿共是愛，阿共是生命
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