Fw: [新聞] 「來單挑啊!」不滿被惡搞、恥笑 馬國巫
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標題: [新聞] 「來單挑啊!」不滿被惡搞、恥笑 馬國巫
時間: Sun Mar 16 01:03:45 2014
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「來單挑啊!」不滿被惡搞、恥笑 馬國巫師硬了
記者張心衡/綜合報導
馬來西亞巫師伊布拉欣,在國際機場作法成為國際笑話,還遭到國內的青年團體痛批「國
恥」。巫師壓抑好幾天的委屈和不滿,今天(15日)終於大爆發!巫師痛罵批評他的人不
懂得敬老尊賢,還對後生晚輩嗆聲「有本事來單挑」。
巫師手拿椰子、枴杖,坐在地毯上划船,拿著竹棍尋馬航下落。巫師「伊布拉欣馬今」這
幾天,飽嚐各界冷潮熱諷;甚至被青年團體痛批「國恥」,貴為國師的巫師火冒三丈。
馬國巫師伊布拉欣馬今:「他(巫青團長)說我離經叛道,我才沒在怕,叫他辭職來跟我
打!」巫師越說越激動,還吹說自己曾經打過鱷魚,有種來單挑。馬國巫師伊布拉欣馬今
:「他辭掉團長職務,我辭掉巫師職務,我們來決鬥,我就像賞鱷魚巴掌那樣打他。」
巫師發脾氣其實不是沒原因,作法的2顆椰子和地毯,對巫師來說都是通靈媒界,2支竹棍
就是望遠鏡、竹蔞子就是失蹤的馬航班機。如此正經開壇作法,卻被旁人當熱鬧看。現在
還被網友拿來Kuso拍攝惡搞影片,巫師的地毯成了魔毯,帶著椰子飛躍機場、吉隆坡等地
標,甚至還飛上太空。
全球掀起模仿熱,有人將籃子換成電鍋、椰子換成亞鈴,有模有樣在地板上划船,看看會
不會真有神奇法力。不過小心玩過火,侵犯巫師的專利權,可是要付出代價,馬國巫師伊
布拉欣馬今:「我是有律師的,我剛剛才跟律師開完會。」巫師果然不是省油的燈,決定
對侮辱他的人求償一億馬幣;還痛罵批評他的年輕人不懂得敬老尊賢,根本是社會垃圾。
一老一少罵聲不斷,在馬航失聯懸案中,成為意外小插曲。(整理:實習編輯林顥宗)
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